About

Welcome to the Department of Government Embezzlement. 

Contact

In the name of efficiency, we have laid off our PR team...but if you'd like to try to contact us, please email:
ombudsman at deptofgovembezzlement dot com

Vision

To be the leading authority on creative ways to misappropriate public funds in plain sight, ensuring a brighter tomorrow (for us). 

Mission

We strive to empower our dedicated public servants with the knowledge, skills, and offshore accounts necessary to maximize personal enrichment while maintaining the illusion of selfless service.  

FAQs

• Q: Is this department for real? 
  • A: Just as real as the Department of Government Efficiency. (but no, this is obviously a parody website)
• Q: Why .com instead of .gov? 
  • A: We believe our country should be ran like our commercial enterprises and that includes using a .com domain name!